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considering that shakespeare is already hard enough to understand, would we even understand someone from the 14th century?

i definitely missed something major because i made some dip for my chips. the store bought one was too sad.

ready to watch the knight before christmas! it starts in a few!

i'll be live-tooting so please mute the hashtags above so i don't fill up your tl.

the black friday purchase is a pack of 30 rolls of good toilet paper.

Someone please send me home so I can hang out with my dog. Thanks.

Kanye’s All of the Lights always makes me feel like something epic is about to happen.

too many first times in this toot 😂 now that i've had lunch, i see them all.

do you remember the first time you heard the word "segue" said out loud for the first time? :mind_blown:

right now i'm watching all of the k-pop bongo cat videos i can find. :ablobcatbongo: :heart_fingers4:

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🍹🌴 a smol island in the sun 🌴🍹