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I can’t believe I’m saying this but when I’m having awful days, Pitbull pops up in my head and says, “Every day above ground is a good day,” and it reminds me that things are still actually not that bad. 🥚 🕶

i can't believe people are "investigating" groundhogs for fraud because they don't have unanimous forecasts for spring. ffs :blobugh:

i just used a bamboo back scratcher that my dad gave me and i don't know why i've never used it.

this must be what a crow feels like when they discover a tool to use.

already thinking of what i can eat with The Garlic Sauce come dinner. :blobhungry:

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maybe that was too much garlic because everyone, everything, and everywhere in this place now smells like garlic. :garlic: :garlic: :garlic:

i would be perfectly happy to have a job designing wine labels and book covers.

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