Quiet Avery @Wayril@bananachips.club

Specifically, UI design in software.

suns out puns out

I wish I could get a full-time job that let me hang around with this guy all day.

Has everyone seen the header image on the Wikipedia article about pikas

saving eye contact for marriage

I just had to explain to my dad that Musk isn't an "ideas man", he's just a rich boy with an inheritance.

His response: "Oh. I thought he worked his way up."

We really need to nip this myth in the bud with a hefty set of pliers.

Being trans makes you at least 80% socialist and you can fight me on this https://redd.it/f7l08k

trying to figure out how coloring works

I see no difference

(eye contact)

yup!

Okay so: I'm in the shop, with the dinosaur puppet on my arm bc it's been that sort of day, and a grandad notices it and taps his grandson on the shoulder and says "[name], look!" Boy approaches the counter and

Dinosaur: can I help you there sir?
Boy: *confused smile*
Dinosaur: can I help you at all?
Grandad: il a dit "je peux vous aider?"
Dinosaur: ohhh, vous parlez français? Oui, j'ai dit je peux vous aider?
Grandad: ah ouais nous sommes français! [name] le dinosaur est français aussi!

Boy: (extremly quiet) je suis français
Dinosaur: vous êtes içi en vacance, ou-
Me: uh mate I can't understand a word you're saying
Dinosaur: (extremely a puppet on the end of my arm whose voice is coming out of my mouth) wot
Me: je nuh... er... juh ne comprond... I don't speak French, what are you two saying
(Grandad is absolutely creasing at this point)
Dinosaur to boy: ...mon humain ne parle pas français, elle ne comprends pas une mot.
Boy: je ne parle anglais...
Dinosaur: je peux traduire

Folks for ten entire minutes I kept up the bit that I don't speak a word of French and the puppet is fluent. For ten entire minutes of Grandad looking like he was going to piss himself I kept interrupting this bilingual T-Rex's conversation with a small child so he could catch me up and/or translate my input for the kid. And the kid was young enough to believe us entirely.

Theres a piece of advice that floats around for Trans women saying: Look at what other women your age are wearing and copy them.

I'd say instead, look at what other queer women your age are wearing and be inspired.

I am unsure what's in this box, but it's probably bad

Furries of mastodon, if you dont have a copy of Woodland Creature Happy Families card game, you are missing out.