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My write.as page is now officially my ongoing writing portfolio! If you'd like to read my short stories, please visit:
write.as/wayril/index

I will also upload any future writings here and keep this pinned.

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Wait, is this an toot?
The answer might surprise you!

My name's Avery! I'm a Trans Girl living around the Boston area in the US.
I do metalworking and build engines, I play a lot of D&D and board games, and I cook a bunch of different foods!

Welcome new people of Mastodon!
Or just Hi to anybody who already follows me or see this as my Pinned Toot. :blobcatuwu:

Fools: "You should set realistic expectations for your transition."
Me: "This IS Realistic!!"
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Coffee is decidedly a desert drink, not a morning wakeup drink. Try pairing it with cookies or biscuits after a nice meal! :blobcatcoffee:

I don't wanna go to work today boost if you agree

tech dystopia 

"if you don't have any of these you're not a real person"

Lots of anti-bird posting on my TL today. Need I remind you that

โ€ข RAVENS will take pieces of bark and literally WIND-SURF on thermal updrafts in the mountains
โ€ข HONEYGUIDES are so named because they will guide humans to beehives containing DELICIOUS HONEY
โ€ข GREATER BLACK-BACKED GULLS can swallow a WHOLE RABBIT without chewing

All this (and more) just goes to show that birds are

โ€ข cool as hell
โ€ข helpful and friendly
โ€ข but most importantly, if YOU choose to mess with them, they CAN and WILL fuck you up

So please think twice before you disrespect birds on this federated verse! ๐Ÿ™

hey fedi i need a new place to sell my time to survive under capitalism

i have a quite diverse skillset ranging from hardware design to electronics to software, basically: if it's tech, chances are i have some useful knowledge already

i want something remote and with flexible working hours if at all possible

:boost_ok:

dead us war criminals 

today we learned that Colin Powell, known now as one of the liars responsible for selling the Iraq War to the world under false pretenses, got his start in the lying business by participating in a coverup of the Mแปน Lai massacre in Vietnam

I mean, he apparently died today, so it's kind of a moot point now, but what a total piece of shit

- ๐ŸŽ’ ๐Ÿ’ข

not to be a catgirl or anything but i'm ordering cat ears

work, 'patriot' imagery 

I need to describe the sweatshirt my coworker is wearing right now...

A Mandolorian Helmet with crossed space-muskets over an American flag. The text reads "I'm a Patriot. Weapons are part of my religion." It also contains '2A' and '1776'.

Somebody bought this.

human domestication 

i, for one, welcome our communist bureaucrat plant dom lesbian overlords.

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