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WHY AM I WATCHING THIS

it blows my mind that kamala the cop is a better choice than biden, though he seems to be losing it.

Rep Gaetz: But what about Biden?!

Yeah he sucks too. One thing at a time, buck-o

Rep Gaetz: You’re losing ground on impeachment with the media, the public, and your colleagues! People don’t want impeachment!

it’s true, we don’t want an impeachment. we want a guillotine.

thanks for playing the only good Christmas song, store

Maybe I’m feeling emotional, but I started feeling some kind of way when I saw the mentaiko onigiri and the warabimochi

the white lady doing tea ceremony shit is not without precedent... like the samurai that came before her, she’ll wait until you’re in traffic before running you over in a crosswalk, securing her faction’s dominance in the region

Carroll Spinney passed away today

it’s an amazing example of all the ways that the US is terrible

wtf, wicker chairs in the early 20th century were made in prisons in the Philippines?! As a tourism thing?!?!?!

I tried to approximate a pecan pie sort of filling for some hotteok. I don’t think it comes across as pie like but damn they’re good.

@Torie I got my schedule... so I was thinking about going to a movie on Sunday but I might not? In any case, I’m free so we can bread. I only work one night (Thurs) so I’m free otherwise

@Drewbreez I'm glad you wrote that piece on Medium. It really resonated with me and some stuff I'm going through now.

by "part-time" I mean 22 to 35 hours almost every day of the week

I think this is an accurate representation of me. (I'm not exactly a NEET, but I only work part time and I'm not in grad school yet.)

I watched the impeachment hearings because I couldn’t bring myself to watch another episode of Jessie. But they made me cringe internally after a while, so I hoped that the butter would warm up and relubricate my internal cringe mechanism.

“Taco spaghetti?!?!??” I think to myself as I eat a bread and butter sandwich

I promise you, if you go to the back of any grocery store, it smells pretty gross. Especially in summer or with an older building. But y’know, racists be racist.