you may have made bad choices in your life

but at least you didn't do a slow ballad for

@nev I saw a slow ballad that worked at Eurovision once, but it's because halfway through the performer's piano caught fire.

@nev Probably would've gone over even better if not, but yeah it was part of the act.

Sign in to participate in the conversation

🍹🌴 a smol island in the sun 🌴🍹